Another battle on this arena - and the first, in which I shall take place. My and my opponent - Reaper - shall fight. Not with stealth, though - but with wit. So, no melee nor ranged weapons allowed. Agreed? Good. Reaper shall start.

*bows to Reaper*

*a large set of daggers, poisons, shurikens, bolts, runes and other sneaky stuff falls off him*

:unsure:

FINALLY! Let the insults begin! But please don't go all philosophical. It almost killed the arena. And as Landlord of the arena, I don't wanna see it die.

Hmmm, i'd love to root for both of you but uh...Reaper: Ninja
Fomorian: Thief

:unsure: My brotheran shall provail! But good luck to you too Reaper ^_^ (Don't take my soul again :'( )

B-Gev, don't worry, this is between me... and HIM!!!

Anywho, thanks for the good luck wishes. Now let it begin...

*bows to Fomorian*

*gadgets, shurikens and blades drop on the floor*

That was totally intentional! :unsure:

And because our lousy organizer is too wimpy to start, I shall begin!
First off, a bunch of questions:
What was up with letting Alexa and Phil start a discussion? Weren't there rules that were made for this tournament, rules that you thought up? Why didn't you stop it when it took way too long? And what is a taffer(my dictionary says it's being a ass kisser, is that what you are... a freelance ass kisser)???

I'm not wimpy - I just wanted you to start, so that you'll begin and make a fool of yourself. And I have to admit, I was right ;)

I let Alexa and Phil start a discussion, because there is no rule against it. Of course, you'd blindly enforce the non-existing rules, wouldn't you? Having not such evil heart as you do, I decided to give them a chance of replying to it before I'd end the battle. As for taffer...

*robs Reaper without him noticing*

*shows him the loot - pants with cuddly bears on them*

...this is taffing.

OK, now to insults.

Look at your signature... What kind of reaper are you, anyway? A weeping Reaper? And your title... "Condename V"? What does V stand for? Virtual, like your ability to write properly?

(A little point apart... I have a theory on that, but I'll save it in case he and I square off)

Ok, no more interruptions. Let the battle continue!

You're telling me I can't write properly? While you're the one typing "Condename V" and can't see the obvious spelling mistake in it?

My signature includes a creature from the game Beyond Good & Evil, it's a really nice game, you should try it once... <_< And since when is that considered weeping? And if you can't appreciate Alexa's art, that's your problem.

And "Codename V" is a the term that reverts to the movie "V for Vendetta". The main character of the movie, who doesn't remember his real name due to experiments, calls himself V. The government organizations reverts to him as "Codename V".
As to the subject of forgetting stuff, don't you remember me being a big fan of the movie?

Also, I don't understand why you "pretend" to be a master thief, I don't get what's so cool about it... So you steal innocents peoples money? How nice of you!

And I know I pretend to be someone who reaps souls, and that's evil I know... But at my ninja side serves only good!

(And, on a side note, this is really fun :) I hope we don't go and take this to serious now are we Fomorian...*sees fire in Fomorian's eyes* eh Fomorian... :blink: )

I just corrected the mistake in your title, thank you for noticing <_< And I guess the radiation from XBoX lowered your intelligence quotient, because you didn't understand what I wrote - I only used the "He's a Reaper" and "What kind of reaper is he, flagnammit?" text. Is it clear enough now?

And "pretending" to be a ninja, who assasinates innocent people, is of course better than "pretending" to be a thief, who only robs them. Of course.

(Of course we don't take this serious... for now :sinister: :P)

Ok... are you seriously not noticing the "n" between the "o" and the "d" in "Condename"? Maybe you should buy new glasses or something, cause this obviously isn't working for you.

Oh and about the image, if you would have checked the title, it says: "grimorevilreaperbyalexab", which means you can either choose "grim" or "evil", "wheeping", however, wasn't included in the choice. But you just keep filling in the answer "C" at A-B questions, I'm fine with that.

Intelligence quotient? Last time I checked, I passed high school without any trouble, and I was in a university studying medicine. I'm pretty sure that passes for "intelligent".

Also on the whole "Ninja"-thing, Ninja's do not kill innocent people, at least not in their eyes. At least they have pride and care about an honest fight. Off course, a thief goes for the easy victims, the unsuspecting ones...

But I say let's leave are imaginary alter ego's out of this, and keep this between you and me, man vs. man!

(Man, I'm having so much fun ^_^ I won't mind if I lose :D)

One letter and he says I should buy new glasses :rolleyes: BTW - ninjas and fair fight? Buy yourself this book and THEN we'll talk about it again.

So, creature of darkness, still doesn't understand what I meant? Nevermind now.

Man vs man? You're insulting men by saying that you're one of them.

Medicine, eh? I'd rather let myself cured by the Indian shaman then you - lesser death possibility. And while we're at it, don't you think that the best way to deal with such DAI as yourself is therapy KAD?

(DAI - Darn Annoying Imbecile; KAD - Kick-Ass-Door)

So I only have to buy the book to talk you about it again... what good is that if I haven't read it?

So, you're a man, and by calling myself one I insult men. So basicly, what you're saying is that I'm insulting you... Isn't that the whole point of this battle?

I understand why you turn to alternative medicine for a cure, but let me just break it to you here: There's no cure for your insanity.

You thought of those abbreviations all by yourself? Must have taken a lot of thought... <_<

Why are you asking? You're envious that it took less time than it would for you?

I know there is no cure for insanity - you'd be the first who would get the therapy.

Let's leave the ninja topic - I KNOW I'm right, you THINK you're right and that's the difference.

(When we finish this? On Wednesday? :) Man, this is fun!)

There's absolutely no reason for me to envy you, you're not as great as you think, you know(well, obviously you don't).

No, I wouldn't be the first one to get the therapy, you see, I could refuse the therapy. And since I like my insanity, cause it's a good insanity, I would refuse the therapy. There are rules about it, honestly.

I decided to leave the Ninja and the thief topic like 2 posts ago, but I guess it never reached your brain... You should probably have someone look into that.

(Wednesday sounds fine to me :) And it is fun, isn't it? )

That being said by a person, who can't properly inform anyone, that he wants to participate in the Battle Arena.

BTW - you give a new meaning to the sentence "a face only a mother could love".

And here I am, still participating!

Well, at least my mother still loves me, the same couldn't be said about you.

Oh by the way, you it says on your profile that one of your interests is languages... what other languages do you know, besides English an Polish?

A bit German. What other languages do YOU know besides English and Dutch?

I still wonder, why I let you participate anyway. Maybe because we all need a partaker who is a complete loser. Then others seem a sure winners, in comparison to such person...

First of all, languages aren't among my interests. Second of all, I can read, speak and listen German good enough, and I can read French. Off course if you had paid attention to my posts you would have known this, and could have spared the embarrassment you've caused yourself now.

Yes, because of my participation, you had to participate as well. This gave you a chance to make the others feel really good about themselves(by being the ultimate loser, off course), good job, I think it's noble of you.

I'll leave you the last word - I don't want it to seem that I misuse my leadership ;) The poll is started!

Misuse your leadership? You do realize I could have started the poll as well as you? Off course, I could have taken your power away as well :P

No, Fomorian, let's just leave it at this. I wish you the best of luck! May the best creature win :P!

Now who to vote for... No seriously, may we vote? I mean it doesn't really make sense if we both vote for ourselves :P

I guess we shouldn't vote - unless we'll vote on each other :P

Hehe, I'd rather stick to "not voting", since that's safer :P

Heh, funny thing - we just were insulting each other like enemies, and now we treat each other like nothing ever happened... :P

Well, that's the way it should go, shouldn't it? Or should we keep up the pretence until the battle is decided?

In that case... filthy thief! :P

All Thief/Ninja conflicting aside, it was a tough call really. I picked Fomorian by a hair, but you both did a great job! :D

*calls up Denden, Sjaak and Wazzupdude*

There, that should be enough to win :P Hehe, just kidding, knowing my friends they'd probably not vote for me to annoy me :P

Any 2-1, I could still win :P(I still have my own vote :P)

You forget, that I have mine too... :P

you forget that i already voted :unsure:

wait a minute thats not good :o

DO'H mayor bummer :P

Damn... :P

But come 'on people, vote! It isn't that much to read! I'm gonna ban you all if you don't vote(especially on if you don't vote on me :P).

Hmz, maybe my emotions are getting the best of me... let's stay rational...

REMEMBER... BANNED!!!

I found it really though to vote, I find that you are equally insulting, but reaper at least went straight for it, it took formian just a little while longer for the bigger insults to come.
the vote goes to reaper, by a nose(hair)

Thanks JFSOCC :D.

2-2, who will break the tie?

Oh Fomorian, when will the battle be decided? When this tie is broken? Or are we gonna let the poll up for a longer while?

We'll wait until Wednesday.

I really enjoyed following this battle, and I have to say I agree with JFSOCC. Fomorian did really well, but Reaper from the very beginning had excellent answers to Fomorian's insults. They both went on in a very entertaining string of good insults and kept coming with new ones. But I'd say I found Reaper's insults more entertaining, he seemed to be trying a little bit harder.

So, as I promised, the Battle is closed. And so the last winner of Insults' first round is... The Evil Reaper!